This is the first piece, chronologically.
A penguin. His little button reads “another satisfied customer” |
The little shop where we worked sold skimpy exercise wear and swimsuits, and ladies would ask us such time-honored, delicate questions as “does this [leotard/headband/spike heel/tube top/Brazilian swimsuit] make me look fat?”
From a sales perspective, the correct answer is always “no, it makes you look so svelte and sexy that you should buy five of those just so you will never be without one.”
From my perspective though, the answer was often something like, “you might actually prefer this full-coverage [jumpsuit/hat/athletic shoe/tee shirt/maillot]. It’s so much more comfortable. Would you like to try it on?”
Let’s just say my approach did not always result in “another satisfied customer.”
Next, I have quite a few endangered animals in my house!
For a few years, various wildlife organizations were offering
stuffed animals as incentives for donations or annual membership fees. (Better than
tote bags.)Manatees (the little one is a Beanie baby) |
Sea turtle (endangered in more ways than one; my dog wants to eat it) |
Next is one of the first gifts I ever received from the Piemaker,
in the mid-90s. The very first gift
was a package of smoked salmon, and no, I have not kept that one.
It’s an armadillo, as near as I can tell, all dressed up in a hat
and bandanna. Piemaker brought it back as a souvenir from a trip to San Antonio
back when we were still traveling a lot for business.
Here is a very sentimental piece.
It is a gigantic duck, in fact we call it the Duck. I can’t even
remember anymore where the Duck came from, but it was a favorite snuggly pillow
for our dog Skyeler, who is no longer with us.
Skyeler loved his Duck |
Skyeler was a very excellent dog. He somehow recovered from a truly
hellish early life and went on to have happy times with us.
The fanged stitch bunny is actually the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
so I can be a stitch geek and a Python geek at the same time. (Run away! Run away!)
Good dog |
It was just so funny that he loved to sleep on the Duck, and now we
keep it around to remind us of him.
I didn’t get into the Beanie Baby craze but people gave me some as
gifts. My local friends think of me as the birds-and-bees lady so I get a lot
of bird-themed things:
A robin, a cockatoo(?), and a blue jay. |
Finally, the most recent addition: I fell for the bunny hype
at Urban Threads' blog Stitch Punk.
I had to get a Stitch Bunny for the sewing room.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP |
This particular Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog actually looks like a
tailless bunny with gum disease, to be honest. Not too scary.
chomp chomp? |
Maybe they are more ferocious in herds.
Possible customer service scenario |
There are lots of other stuffed animals around here. They seem to
be stuck in corners of closets and on the ends of bookshelves and there are
probably a few hiding in unexpected places too.
Do you have some favorite stuffed animals?
Katrina
I don't have any left. What I did have my kids pretty much mangled. I must say my favorite of yours was "duck", I love his name and that your little doggie slept on him. How sweet!
ReplyDelete"duck" and Skyeler for me too.
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